Category: Joke Board
You have been warned by the title, get ready to groan.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately,
no pun in ten did.
I usually sign my posts, but not this one.
We know who you are Bob, so not signing isn't going to help you get out of this one.
LOUD GROAN!
666
That's so bad it's fantastic! Heheh!
Okay, oh-so-private-miss 666, you asked for it:
Greetings Unsigned,
Dear Signed: (Connie Grace)
Your concern for Mr. Number five is touching, but ...
...
...
Don't worry about that guy, he no longer feels left out.
Unsigned.
Greetings Unsigned,
Bob. The puns were great. And Connie...all I can say is stop analyzing everything to death.